Posted 05/09/2007 09:31 AM

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Your dad's dick is so small that when he cums the sperm has to line up in single file.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Posted 05/09/2007 09:23 AM

Your momma is so ugly, when she looked into the mirror it broke. hehe

Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "WHAT THE FUCK !"

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Posted 05/09/2007 09:12 AM

Your momma is like home depot, 25 cents per screw.

Posted 02/19/2007 5:06 PM

What the hell is with this:

"Your Momma is so black,she thinks a jacuzzi makes coffee!"

Here's a burn for you  (Jeff Foxworthy style):

"You might be a redneck if...you think that a statement such as 'Your Momma is so black,she thinks a jacuzzi makes coffee!' actually burns the person you are saying it to, rather than burning yourself."

(You can delete this comment by the way, I just had to say something because this is rediculously Jim Crow)

Posted 02/02/2007 06:42 AM

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