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Clifford C. Clavin : United States Postal Service

Cliff
member since 06.26.2006

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Location:

Boston, MA

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About:

---I'm a proud carrier for the United States Postal Service. One must wear the Eagle with pride.

---Me and Nahm Peterson are a couple of happening cats.

---My full name is Clifford C. Clavin Jr. , my dad has to live overseas due to frahd, but my ma is still around. huh-everybody loves ma. I moved into my own place when I was 42. I miss living with ma, but the babes just keep rollin' through the Clavin pad.

---I was on Jeopardy once, I was up to $28,000, but I lost it all on the last question. My response was "Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?" I still think Alex owes me for this.

---me, Nahmmy, and ma all went to the Carson show and Johnny himself used my joke. It went like this:

Johnny: you know, Doc is so old...
crowd: how old is he?!?!
Johnny: when he was a kid, they couldn't blow out any candles, they didn't have fire yet.

I added the italics, because that's how Johnny should have said it. He botched my joke!

Ma got up as a guest, her and Johnny hit it off pretty well. Afterwards, I got up on stage and did a "hereeeeeee's Cliffy!" I could have done Cah-son's jahb.

---I have a bumper sticker on my cah that says "postal carriers do it on foot."

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